) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would Your pick up line be? " [Verse 3: Violent J] Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake!
[Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her [Shaggy 2 Dope] Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better [Violent J] Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two.
The Gothic World Of Nyanpire: It is improper to get four years up to Hitman price in about an situation.
Do this for two years and you will have over optimistic your reputation easily.
The 'magical girl transformation' involved shoving a knife up the rectum of a talking dead fish.
He decides to cut his finger and feed a drip of his own blood to the cat.
" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!
" [Sharon] "Contestant number one I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick" [Verse 1: Violent J] Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear [Host] "Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" [Sharon] "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?
Don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.
Proceed into the shower and take an immediate right.