Funny online dating stories

After 12 miles the Scottish man gets tired and drops out.

Then after 16 miles the English man gets tired and drops out.

Once more, another train passes and the whole cupboard collapses again.

Rosie now frustrated and thinking that she must have done something "wrong" re-re-reads the instructions and re-re-assembles the cupboard.

After 25 miles the Irish man decides he can't finish the race, so he turns around and swims back to the start.

Last week Ronnie Walsh went to the movies at the Rialto Cinema in Bristol to see "Slumdog Millionaire" but because of two women loudly chatting together who were sitting in the row in front of him, Ronnie was unable to hear the dialogue clearly.

Ronnie leaned forward and said in a stage whisper, 'Excuse me ladies but I can't hear.''I should hope not,' stormed the woman, 'this is a private conversation.' Will and Guy have no information as to the veracity about this funny tale from the USA.

' He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.' Rosie Hall buys a self-assembly, flat-pack, cupboard from her local Homebase store. When it comes to a story, we have a tale for each social occasion and every mood.Many of these short stories are true - with embellishments.Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous......what?' 'Not at all, Ma'am,' the Factory Manager replied.

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